Reasons why Birdman rubs his hands so much:

kennyboss:

• He just baked a cake and is trying to get the dough/flour off his hands
• He just got finished doing some woodwork and he got sawdust on him
• Lil Wayne gave him some hand-sanitizer
• He’s rubbing on some lotion to prevent ashy-ness
• He’s drying his hands with an invisible towel
• He’s cold
• He popped ecstasy and likes how soft his hands are
• He has a maniacal plan in the works
• The camera always pans to him at the end of his “Nolia Clap”